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Okay people have been talking about this but I wanna talk about it too because my heart is in a vice grip over it
The fact that Lucifer looks so vacant when the angels’ spears are on him. He looks so…dead and accepting. Like he doesn’t care what they do to him.
But then when the spears suddenly turn to Charlie…
He is horrified. He is so so scared of losing her, of anything bad or even lethal happening to her. He looks like he’s looking upon his worst nightmare seeing heaven threaten his little girl
(In other words, eat it Lute, he does care.)
mxtx shou hanging out
Wei WuXian taking a sip of Emperor’s Smile: How the fk are we alive?
Xie Lian : I m an immortal God
Shen QingQiu: My disciple/husband is a demon king who won’t let me be
Wei Wuxian: Depressed and abused gay kid in his 20’s summoned me.
*audible sigh*
(via unhealthytgcfobsession)
recommending scum villain to a friend like: it’s so fucked up. it’s a comedy. it’s a tragedy. it’s satire. it’s commentary on sanitisation and sacrifices made by queer authors in order to sell. its about the ripple effects of a single change on an entire world. it’s about people struggling to be loved and plants that can make you so horny that it’ll literally kill you. it’s the sexiest and least horny thing you’ll ever read. the narrator is genderqueer and homosexual and the most queerphobic person you’ll ever come across. he’s a reddit incel who can and will do his best to convince you that he’s not the decent person that he genuinely is. he genuinely believes that he is straight despite having the most obvious fanboy boner for his love interest. his love interest is an alpha male with severe abandonment issues begging to be dominated. it’s about a guy who gets put into a 3000+ chapter harem novel that he hate-read in 20 days and left dissertation-comments on every installment of. the author of said novel has also been stuck in his own story as some random guy that just happens to be close to the glacial bitch mountain of a demon that he created based off all of his preferred kinks. the author and the reddit incel are normal-human versions of their respective love interests, and neither of them seem keen to address it. there’s a donghua that looks like it belongs in an early 2000s PC game but it only has ten episodes. you will beg for scraps of content and enjoy it.
(via unhealthytgcfobsession)
You all are fucking cowards where the HELL is the queer platonic Alastor x reader fics?! HMMMM???
Platonic Alastor x Maladaptive Daydreamer Reader
Hehe not me self-projecting again! Anyways, these are kinda based on my own experiences, but I’m trying to make them more generalized.
TW: Maladaptive daydreaming, escapism, dissociation, mentions of depression and anxiety, brief mentions of compulsive behavior/OCD, invasion of privacy, manipulation, peer pressure, yandere-ish behavior (I believe he defaults to those behaviors, no matter the type of relationship), mention of cannibalism (this is Alastor we’re talking about…), Alastor is a shitty toxic friend in this
What Gets Alastor to Fall for You
Pairing: Alastor x Reader
Tags: fluff, developing relationship, flirting, hand-kisses, demiromantic!Alastor
A/N: A lot of people enjoyed the last Alastor post and I saw you enjoying that included his aroace-ness, so lets keep going with that.
- He’s heard and seen every flirting line and tactic and he never liked any of them
- Well aware that everyone is only after the power he holds
- Rejects your advances at first, it’s always backed up by a loud static effect that emphasizes his discomfort even more
- He enjoys banter but as soon as you turn it to flirting he backs up
- The way to his affection is acts of service
- You doing things for him without him asking, like remembering his broadcasting schedule and bringing him water and food because this man only eats in the morning and maybe at night
- Walking with him to his room will eventually result in him offering you his arm to link with yours
- Offering him feedback on his radio shows
- Dancing with him whenever he wants, where ever he wants, even in the middle of the street, after all no on dares to laugh at the Radio Demon
- Keeping the Egg Boiz away from him, some of them still seem to be under the impression that he’s their new Boss
- Laughing at his jokes will go a very long way
- Co-hosting when there’s really big news happening, especially when it concerns the Hotel, you’ll keep him from making fun of it too cause you really do want it to be successful
- Respecting his personal space will eventually get you to a point where he kisses your hand in a greeting
- The first time it happened it was all everyone in the Hotel could talk about for the whole day
Random Head cannon: Vox is so used to future technology that, when flustered or not thinking rationally, he forgets how old tech works. Why is he trying to block the sound waves with his body?
Or he’s just so used to covering other screens that it’s by muscle memory that he decides to cover the radio. That brings more attention to it and he doesn’t realize that.
Honestly, this whole thing is funny to me. He’s so used to visual threats he doesn’t know how to respond when they’re just audible.
Dad beat dad😂👌
Vox wishes he had what Alastor and Lucifer have
i just realised, angels have bird features, and lucifer likes ducks. he is a ugly duckling.
Pei Ming: So, are there any lucky ladies in your life?
Hua Cheng, very seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think I was straight so I can change it immediately.
Xie Lian is very patient, but, even that has its limits! XD
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